Talked to my mom today. She told me, with great excitement, that she'd found a bag of spider rings!
me: Spider rings?
her: Yeah! A whole bag of them!
me: Okay...
her: Do you want me to bring them?
(stunned pause)
me: Give them away at Halloween.
her: Oh! That's a good idea! Are you sure you don't want them??
me: Yes.
