Cars

So last night I was asking my dad about a funny internet picture of a speedometer that someone had pasted a sign that said NO! over everything over 65mph. It looked familiar and I thought maybe Dad could identify it. He said it did look familiar,  but the government has so many rules about what has to be there that speedometers all look alike.

Husband cracks, "Well to be fair, to the car we all look alike." Everybody laughs.

Dad tries to keep up, "Yeah, you know how you tell two Chinamen apart? You can't."

I said, "Yeah, see, that's racist. He was funny, that was racist."

Mom, out of nowhere, comments on the nascar race on tv. "Oh, look at that engine! "