It's about 10 til 9 and I am either going to jump in the shower or wait until they get here, depending on how far away they are. So I call while I bring clean laundry to the kids' room.
Mom: Yessssss?
Me: Just wondering how far out you guys are?
Mom: Uh... Dad? Where are we? Just outside of (Nearby City).
Me: Okay, so like, 20 minutes.
Kid #1: Why are these sheets hot?
Me: Because they just came out of the dryer.
Mom: What?
Me, ready to show off how awesome I am of a homemaker for doing laundry once in a while: I was telling Kid #1 that the sheets are hot because they just came out of the dryer.
Mom, with a slightly deranged tone: Whose cheeks are hot?!?
Me: The SHEETS. For his bed.
Mom: Oh, you can just leave them folded, we'll put them on the bed.
Me: There are already sheets on your bed. These are for Kid #1's bed.
Mom: Oh. Well go ahead and put those on!
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