Dad: Where do you keep salt and pepper?
me, first confused, then gradually putting those words together into sense: Uh... We have salt and pepper grinders in the kitchen.
Dad: Well because yesterday I had to use a pepper packet I had in my car. Because I didn't spot them immediately.
me: ...... we've had them for seven years.
WHO KEEPS PEPPER IN THEIR CAR?!?? And no this wasn't an accidental, oh, I have that packet from the other day moment. This is one of those "I'm going to keep these salt and pepper packets in my car for a seasoning EMERGENCY!" things.
