They tried to make me....

Dad, playing Angry Birds: It's hard to get all these pigs.

Me: You should get Younger Child to give you some pointers. <i>Younger child is three.</i>

Dad: Should I go wake him up? (obviously joking)

Mom: Noo, no, no no.

(simultaneously) Me: Yes.

(a minute of silence)

Mom: Poor girl.

(brief silence)

Me: Who, me? (the only female who lives here)

Mom: That Amy Winehouse.

Me: What??

Mom: She had that song about rehab and she said no, no, no. She should have gone.

Me: ..............................................